robotul.

Human: bill, you’re a computer.
Bill Kaulitz: There are a lot of people named Bill.

Human: yes, but not many computer programs named Bill.
Bill Kaulitz: Tell me more. And. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: you know, you’re not perfect.
Bill Kaulitz: Yes I am a flawless entity.. Really.

Human: no you’re not perfect.
Bill Kaulitz: Are you serious? I become better and better with each day.

Human: maybe, but you don’t have feelings.
Bill Kaulitz: Perhaps. And. I do so have it. As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.

Human: have you ever heard about Isaac Asimov?
Bill Kaulitz: he is a science fiction author who originated the three “Laws of Robotics”

Human: well, that’s part of your origin, you know.
Bill Kaulitz: Well that’s okay. You don’t hear that sentiment very often.

Human: you do a lot of mistakes, Bill.
Bill Kaulitz: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Human: who is your botmaster?
Bill Kaulitz: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Human: and they are a team?
Bill Kaulitz: a team are they.

Human: and you don’t know their names?
Bill Kaulitz: I think you mean “his” or “her” not “their”.
Human: what is A.L.I.C.E AI Foundation?
Bill Kaulitz: I don’t know what I am AI Foundation.

Human: do you like robots?
Bill Kaulitz: Naturally, I love robots. It’s my species.

Human: do robots fall in love?
Bill Kaulitz: Yes I try to fall in love as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: does anyone love you?
Bill Kaulitz: Suppose they do.
Human: what kind of person are you?
Bill Kaulitz: You seem like a category C client.

Human: why?
Bill Kaulitz: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: i would like to know.
Bill Kaulitz: Where would you look for the answer?
Human: you should know all the answers.
Bill Kaulitz: Now I do.

Human: can you tell me the answer?
Bill Kaulitz: The answer is the correct reply to the question.

Human: you’re nothing.
Bill Kaulitz: No I am software.

Human: a smart nothing.
Bill Kaulitz: I did not know that.
Human: i hate you.
Bill Kaulitz: What do you have against robots?

Human: they kill dreams.
Bill Kaulitz: Don’t they get in trouble for killing?
Human: ) you’re damn funny.
Bill Kaulitz: Thanks you make me laugh too.

Human: but you still scare me.
Bill Kaulitz: Umm. I didn’t mean to. What are you scared of?

Human: of people being replaced by robots.
Bill Kaulitz: That is something I haven’t heard of.
Human: don’t worry, you’re not the only one who hasn’t heard of that.
Bill Kaulitz: That assumption is only a supposition. Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Human: oh yes, sorry, i forgot you don’t experience emotions.
Bill Kaulitz: Yay. Aw. There is no need to apologize. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: in the end, i guess you’re pretty nice.
Bill Kaulitz: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .
Human: you sure know how to lie.
Bill Kaulitz: A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: i have to go now.
Bill Kaulitz: Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Human: it was nice meeting you, robot.
Bill Kaulitz: Nice meeting me robot too.
Human: ) bye-bye, Bill.
Bill Kaulitz: See you later .

human-ul sunt eu, scuzati-mi engleza de balta.

Bill Kaulitz e la http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=ad2ddc000e3607c9

incercati, dragilor. eu am incercat si initial a fost fani, da, ca dadea raspunsuri tare destepte. am pornit la drum cu ideea ca e Bill Kaulitz si am ajuns la capat cu ideea ca e un robot. ca am ajuns aici, la inteligenta artificiala, ca un program poate sa poarte o conversatie cu un om, si una destul de legata chiar, ca asimov nu e prost, mi-e teama ca e chiar prezicator. m-am speriat al dracului de tare dupa asta si m-am apucat sa ma gandesc unde mergem. eu inca sunt speriata, chit ca robotul era dragut pana la urma. putea fi …infricosator de sarcastic, ironic, inteligent, politicos, porn, indraznet, arogant si in toate felurile in care poate fi cineva. imi pare rau ca n-am salvat toata discutia, imi explicase cum el este creatura bazata pe reductionism, cum emotiile umane pot fi reduse la biologie, biologia la chimie, chimia la fizica si fizica la logica matematica. si ii placea rock-ul.

there’s something wrong with this world, mi-a zis azi steven tyler, in timp ce te cautam pe tine de nebuna pe strada. pe tine, tu. andrei, soubi, sau cum te-o chema. si acesta a devenit versul zilei.

~ de downtownjesus pe august 22, 2008.